The Epic of Gilgamesh: Tablet 3, Gilgamesh decides to go anyway; Enkidu gets to join a cult.

ELDERS
Since youíve decided to go we put Enkidu in charge. So, take good care of him! Youíd better bring him back safe and sound.

ENKIDU
But Iím the one who didnít want him to go in the first place!

ELDERS
Tough cookies, kid.

GILGAMESH and ENKIDU go to the Temple of NINSUN to get some Advice.

GILGAMESH
Hey, Mom, can you give us directions to Humbaba and the Cedar? Oh, and intercede with Shamash while youíre at it.

NINSUN
Damnit, Shamash, you had to go and give my son a restless heart.

SHAMASH
Woah! It wasnít me, it was Arunru and Anu!

NINSUN
Whatever. Enkidu, come on over here, Iíve got to induct you into a cult.

ENKIDU
Nifty. What cult?

NINSUN
A cult of the devotees of Ishtar. At least I think so; the tablet broke so Iím not sure.

ENKIDU
WaitÖisnít that a cult of female warriors?

NINSUN
Yep.

ENKIDU
I thought I was male.

NINSUN
Pretty sure you are male.

ENKIDU
The Gods do want Gilgamesh to be gay!

NINSUM
More or less. Anyway, I put you in charge of Gilgameshís well being.

ELDERS
We charge you for a second time, EnkiduÖ

ENKIDU
Yeah, yeah, guard Gilgamesh, donít fail him, dig wells, make offerings. Just remember that I thought this was a bad idea in the first place!

GILGAMESH
Letís do this thing!