Like to laugh at what other people say?  You've hit the right text link then.  Welcome to the Quotes page.  This page is full of random things that my friends, teachers, and yes even complete strangers sometimes say.  Also as a special bonus scattered throughout the page are random quotes from other sources.   For more fun and general insanity, be sure to check out the Roleplay Quotes.  Yes, I do realize some of these quotes may be "in joke specific", but that's one of the risks you run when surfing the web.   So sit back, relax, grab a drink, and enjoy a good laugh.