EKIDU has a rather disturbing DREAM that he promptly
The Gods were having a council and…
They decided to explain why they want me to be gay?
No, they decided that since we cut down the Great Cedar,
killed Humbaba and killed the Bull of Heaven I have to die.
ENKIDU falls sick and lingers for TWELVE days. He spends all
of it CURSING and then BLESSING people and things.
Oh, well … wait just a second there!
Damn wooden door! Damn Trapper! Damn Harlot!
You know if it hadn’t been for the harlot you’d never have
gotten together with Gilgamesh.
ENKIDU also spends a bit of time DREAMING.
Oh right, Bless the Harlot! Bless the Harlot a lot!
We haven’t had a dream in a bit so yeah, Gilgamesh, I dreamt
that a monster attacked me and you wouldn’t help me.
Dude, I love you like a wife, why wouldn’t I help you? I’ve
been sitting by your bedside these 12 days!
Somewhere in a BROKEN off piece of TABLET, ENKIDU dies.
La La La! I can’t hear you! I curse you with my dying breath!
NNNNNOOOOOOOO! NARRATOR It says here that you moan like