A watched computer never
boots! You suck!
Max: Some of the places the bathroom hole takes you are in Silent Hill,
Shelly: Do they explain why the bathroom hole takes you places?
Max: Not yet. Actually, after the last place I went to through it, it sealed itself up.
Then another hole opens in the laundry room.
Shelly: So that's where the socks are going!
Max: That's where your car keys go, too. Walter has them. And he isn't giving them back.
Shelly: Damn. I'll miss my socks.
Max: You can always ask him for them.
Shelly: He might eat me.
I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to play some showtunes.
Oh no! Not the taka taka of doom!
See, here I was hoping for good sex and all I get are wax covered turkies.
Guys, we're all hideously uncool. That's what makes us so freaking cool.
Oh the opacity!
Patience is a virtue. DSL is a greater virtue.
I want a Will I can feed Dog Treats for sexual favors.
Touga is disguised as a dildo!
Damnit! I hate you and your missleading tails!
-Jemma about sheet music
Draco is dancing around in my head in a ballgown and tiara going:
"You can't wriiiiite meee, I will not cooperaaaaate
There! That bush is a republican!
The only thing wierder than your dreams, love, is your real life.
And this wasn't wierd, mind you, a tiger complenting me on my choice of
Eggnog is not a cirtus!
I'm being mrr-ed at with a cute snuggly sort of vengeance.
Oh, commercialism, how I adore your cuteness!
He's about to be turned into a strange smoothie, yes, he's about to be
Lemon and lime I can handle and then it went all salady on me.
It's like the Hope diamond of sex scenes or something.
-Shelly about "Life After Roses"
Bugger me for a lark; you know, not many Americans would say, "Screw
me in the ass for a songbird."
Vicious drama-queen vegetarian vampire Jemma.
So he knows he's bi, or is this just a latent desire for
snarky slytherin salami he didn't know he had?
Oooh, gay alliteration! Look at me! I can alliterate, and write fanfiction
I'm like the female version of a metro.
I look like a warm, fuzzy lumberjack.
Vinny: When I'm dead you can offer beer and hot dead chicks.
Kevin: The hot dead chicks are on me.
Necrophelia is ok once its between two dead people.
God has nipples too!
Skully: "You're listening to Ten Dozen Minutes of Latent
Homosexuality with Jick."
Jick: "Latent my ass."
There would be a lot of phyiscally and devistated people running around
Scarred lettuce - yes, do you traumatize green leafy vegetables?
You want to talk about an emotional rollercoaster? I could open a fucking
Tracy the Tentacle...dear gods... I sincerely hope we forget this
Banana guilt....Your mom did it I just pointed it out.
I haven't caused enough trouble! I need to
-Shelly as Antec the Tom cat
Foreward, minon! Take me to my sink!
How do you like that? I'm a ninja! The Sticky Man! Observe the wall
Mermaid boobies do it everytime. We'd have a lot more lesbians if we had
It's like badfic bingo, isn't it? "Under the B - anime
crossover!" "Under the G - gender bending!" "BINGO!"
"Aw, man... all I needed was O-Mpreg!
Hanna: Is NaNa farther than WoWo?
Peggy: Yeah, NaNa is over the edge and WoWo is on the fringe.
I don't have a bookshelf so much as a book pile separated by pieces of
Chess is the most non-Zen game thing ever invented, except for Western
Take it, because if this desk gets any more little things on it it's going
to look like a came and fairy took a crap.