Jemma: The Bumbleberry pie cannot be broken, it must be seduced.
Bev: But I think this is definitly a situation where I would come first.

When she pours on the syrup, the pancakes are like the Titanic, they're sinking fast, they're drowing they're screaming for help and she keeps pouring!
-Shelly

If Morgan could be paid for doing what he loved the prostitution industry would be revolutionized.
-Shelly

Jemma: Those seeds are the grapefruit's children.
Shelly: Does that mean they're having sex?
Jemma: Asexual sex yes.
Shelly: Ew...grapefruit cumshot. That's why they squirt you in the eye!